I am sitting on my floor, trying for a full lotus position but failing and settling for a half lotus when I notice from my cornea’s corner, that I have a rifle barrel aimed at me. The man is wearing a SWAT uniform that covers him to the point I can’t even tell if he is real or just a hallucination from the mushrooms I ingested earlier. Best to assume he is real until I can verify…
As I slowly unfold my legs, I realize I am naked. Not usually a problem in my own house, but tonight? Who knows what he might do to me… I start to chat at him in my best leveled, non-emotional, calm voice, “No need for violence. I am